Every once in a great while, someone on our site says something almost kind of funny! These rare moments require documentation

Contents 1 Sunlust 2 Jeff 3 BSRJ 4 Hupu 5 TLG 6 Mal 7 Helios 8 Curtis 9 Henry 10 Miscellaneous

Sunlust Edit

• "Hello PPL it is nice to finally stumble upon oasis ENTERTAINMENT NEWS in 4evers internets toil. Other lesser places i have been called such things as sunlust(jay), kool-h-wip maven, or admin curtislost23 by other lesser ppl. They are all dead now (to me). Feel grateful and hai"

• "WAR IS A SEMI-SHATTERED CRYSTAL SWIZZLE STICK LODGED IN YOUR URETHRA AFTER A 36 HOUR COCAINE FUELED BENDER."

• "Fuck moths.. fuck them and their very sudden predatory THWIPPITY THWAPPING about my face, chilling me down every link in my spine when i least expect it. Their equal parts CAT TOY and WALL SMUDGE in my household. I'm sure it comes as no surprise i commend you on your holy righteous genocide, SIR PAULUS."

• "kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke"

• " ':', the now quivering pile of pinkish matter had miraculously rattled."

• " "lolllll you guys actually went with it!!!" the unmistakably uncouth babble of a clod-hopping half-wit interrupted my muffled cries. And that was when I witnessed something miraculous. But as fucking BATSHIT INSANE as that experience was, neither i or anyone else could qualify that as "miraculous".. really.. soooooooooooo i think we can all agree i need to lie down for a bit and collect my thots lol. No that was NOT the miracle and i have just thrice slapped myself with the fury of a thousand straight-jacket clad retards for lying to you, dear reader. I'm sure this snafu will not be my last, dear reader, as frankly I'm not a very good storyteller, tbh."

• "As i suddenly realized that my anachronistic sidearm effectively made me into the best French detective on the entire fucking sailboat!"

• "I am rooting for the World of Cup! lol we need a LIKE-SIZED SQUARE"

• "The inviting saccharine crevace of FI.. every day's dragon chase travails closing with a halo of smiling HEDZ gently holding the rat tail while i entered the slipstreeeaaaam."

• "IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG MONSIGNOR FLASHBACK SEQUENCE"

Jeff Edit

• "Okay I'm gonna read the video right now"

• "Paul's long-life goals-Creating forums for online people to have lots of fun!"

• "chocolate bear and vanilla bear though like to be non-existent"

• "it is essentially a dick with a nose." - Jeff on peroy

• "no it is a a hoax. This bigotry will not be tolerated." - Miss J on being Miss J

• "Well obviously I'm paranoid and scum usually posts with a period at the end so ##lynch Grimapple"

• "I do go around saying oh men, yes." - Jeff on his campaigning for Rob Ford

• "goodnight dr, mal, ribs, ryan, something you see in the distance that you really dont know what it is....... and carter"

• "Its like sports, you play a game and a team might play horribly all game long, but still win, in the end, they got the 2 points and the other team didn't."

• "My penis."

• "Its my period isn't it"

BSRJ Edit

• "TLG, you're a sexist pig, and this is not joaks, haha. This is me being serious, you're a sexist moron, and your videos all suck, and your hair is fucking retarded looking. Please go fall down a well and never come up."

• "And my sister is a Marine, and she could kick your ass."

• "It was bsrjsister, in her bedroom down the hall from his. It was her audition video to Black in Black II. She was butt naked in the middle of her room wearing nothing but her Marine hat that she loves so much. She went into her closet and took out her semi-automatic weapon. She slowly slid the barrel of the rifle into her rolls of fat until it found the entry to her furry vagina. She preceded to use the rifle as a dildo. Ben could not turn away. As she came to a climax, the gun misfired and shot a bullet out. It fired straight through her fire crotch...  :lol: ! The shell penetrated her vagina and exited out of her anus."

(Excerpt from the fanfic pilot "Black in Black", read aloud by Bsrj on camera)

• "What the hell is a fire crotch?"

Hupu Edit

• "I can visualize a naked woman in my head if I want to. I can't visualize somebody not seeing my dick."

• "It was like torture porn except with people eating each others' asses."

• Hupu: lol What is the arcade picture from
• Paul: smash bros.
• Hupu: o rly. It looked like a woman from the Simpsons playing violin in some crazy area

• "I am not going to PAOLINI This shit and ass unnessecary UMLAUTS"

TLGEdit

• "A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!!"

• "i dont want gay dragonballz so i wasnt joking"

• "I will be doing a "Letters on the Keyboard" theme. The "F" and "U" have to be STOPPED!!!!"

• "I think you will have the role called "the F bomb" where you can just use your bomb and then F dies automatically but in order for you to use SAID bomb you must successfully lynch 3 cits in a row. WHAT WILL U DO? take 3 for the team just to kill Mister F ??? "

• "DONT WORRY GUYS: ILL TAKE THIS ONE!!!! (steps forward) FU STUPID DICE PERSON U SUCK BIG BALLS AS U HOLD THEM IN UR HAND!!!"

• "HOW ABOUT I JUST HOLD OUT MY FIST AND YOU RUN INTO IT SO WE DONT EVEN HAVE TO START THIS FIGHT AT ALL!!!!"

• "THE GENERAL IS A BUSY GUY, OK, SO LETS JUST GET THIS OVER WITH REAL QUICK!!!"

• "its called putting an emphasis on CERTAIN words!!!...and in a second im going to put an emphasis on your FACE!"

• "mikey finally got owned by some cool dudes like me, the General"

• "Safe sex is great sex, better way a latex. But he's so sweet she wanna lick the wrapper!"

• "Honestly, all one needs is time to deal with chance"

Mal Edit

• "that explains why the husband left her though. he could never fill the void left by her tiny lesbian cowgirl lover" - Mal on Toy Story

• "the fate of the world, rests in the hands of fukn MR BEAN." - Mal on TLG

• "Am I really that awkward?"

Helios Edit

• "WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK ASS SHIT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT. YOU STUPID IDIOTIC FUCK, THE GAME IS NOT OVER UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER. INSTEAD OF BEING A PATHETIC PUSSY AND THROWING IN THE TOWEL, YOU SHOULD'VE TRIED. IF YOU LOST, SO MOTHERFUCKING WHAT. BUT BEING A PUNK FAGGOT ASS BITCH ABOUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING GAME TIME. LETTING SOME STUPID MOTHERFUCKER WHO CAN'T THINK FOR HIMSELF JUST UP AND QUIT BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT. GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING ASS. FUCK."

CurtisEdit

• "Uhhh...well guys instead of ousting the gays of our forum let's oust some scum!"

• "No need to thank me Linder, I'm an administrator."

HenryEdit

• "again, one of these impolite moments i hate EN for...they seem to make fun of my somtimes shity english ....ii'm coll woththa"

• "benjamin. i rly have no problem with you being happy with watching transformers, eating fast food shit all day, and having no idea of what rly goes on in the world. i'm a tolerant person and i have respect for other human beings who live a different way of life and whose opinions i dont necessarily share. but if you bring your trash in here, i can't guarantee anything. you gotta be prepared for the echo...all in the game yo...all in the game!"

• "freedom of speech benjamin. you get to create your transformer threads and i have my stupid poiltics excursions."

• "whoa, that bitch looks bollig"

MiscellaneousEdit

• "pls how i can i watch any tv series." - Bruno

• "That and getting ready to go to this chick's concert and watch the Lakers game." - Knives

• "the speed of samurai make me amaze." - ?

• "It is know who you are." -ff_zero

• "my point is you accept a theory, but you can't accept fiction? nice grip on life guyz." - thefuck

• "dick hed is rather small." - Drr