Contents 1 The Admins 1.1 Paulus 1.2 BoctorBoda 1.3 Curtis 1.4 ff_zero 2 Regulars 2.1 Sunlust 2.2 Mal 2.3 Jeffrey 2.4 deaderrose 2.5 ribs 2.6 LIS 2.7 mikeyb9m3bek 2.8 Skate 2.9 Budd 2.10 TLG 2.11 Joey 2.12 Helios 2.13 Aspen 2.14 Robman 2.15 Grimapple 2.16 Leos 2.17 Leykis aka Russ 3 The Snowmen 3.1 DocAwe 3.2 Mercator 3.3 JangoMango 3.4 AfroMan 3.5 'Maxi' 4 Nubs 4.1 Hupu 4.2 bsrj 4.2.1 Vlogs 4.3 justsaiyan 4.4 Triforce Wisdom 4.5 Asazel 4.6 Doc 4.7 AttleboroTaco 4.8 silver 4.9 Hipstar Raccoon 4.10 bigcheese 4.11 Bella 4.12 Amanda's Love 5 Shitheads 5.1 Citizen 5.2 Simplton 5.3 Knives 6 the good german CUNT 6.1 Henry 7 Others 7.1 Bruno 7.2 totally homosexual 8 Part-Timer 8.1 pacojonezl40 9 Back EN Black 9.1 Dutchiee 9.2 CRTMN0463

The AdminsEdit

They may look productive and friendly, but don't let them fool you

PaulusEdit

Paulus is a jobless drunk who thinks he's a time traveling pirate, and worst of all he's British. Paul was the creator of FI (EN's founding forum) and remains an admin on EN. Although he thinks he's still the big man in charge on EN, he is in fact just a lowly faggot like the rest of us. Paul's bipolar disorder kicked in big time during the opening of the forum. Although he started out with so much joy and hope, after the failure of night one Paul got drunk by himself and proclaimed the forum a colossal failure. Because of this, on day 2 he messaged all of his old gai nerd friends on his old gai nerd forums and begged them to join. Much to everyones surprise, Paul did something of use for once and got members to join.

He's content with the forum...for now. He came up with the bold idea to make EN:TG, and over the course of several months began planning and creating the game. Then he got a job and fucked everyone and their hard work over. Between working at sum desk job trying to avoid socializing with his coworkers and being whipped by his girlfriend, Paul has little free time these days. When he isn't doing either of those things, Paul likes to have himself a beer or two or a couple dozen (for the taste), sit back in his flat, and work on Vortex and Labyrinth, two state of the art interactive games.

BoctorBodaEdit

BoctorBoda, known to many as Carter, is one of EN's most prominent members. Back on tv.com, Boc was a beloved member by all due to his silly little caption contest games. Paulus2k, practically a nobody, wanted to start a forum free of the tyrannies of tv.com's insane moderation and constant banning. No1 care'd about Paul's exodus until Boc used his popularity to bring everyone from tv.com over to FI.

On FI, Boc soon rose to the top and became one of the Admins. He soon grew quite close to fellow admin Curtis, and the two became the best of E-Friends! Awww!

Boc helped with the tough and rocky transition from FI to EN, where he still remains an Admin today. He's one of the few remaining members who was at FI at the beginning, which really just goes to show he's kind of a faggot with nothing better to do. But tbh, who isn't.

CurtisEdit

Curtis Richard Allan Page is a 20 year old ginger from Massachusetts. He is in a perpetual state of and always sees the bright side of things. Don't let that fool you though, for Curtis has been known to break out into his ginger rage suddenly and without warning (See ProM fight). Young Curtis is always brimming with ideas for the forum and is eager to start new projects all the time, including this wiki and Survivor: Fail Island.

Despite being the friendliest and most trusted of the admins, he was revealed to be an evil, soulless bastard after conning everyone as EN's original Mafia Don. Our silly little Mafia games seem to have revealed who the true fuk is hiding behind that this whole time.

His college roommate is unfortunately also a member of the site.

Curtis kwuite enjoys playing tricks on people! Mainly Jeffrey. Actually, pretty much only Jeffrey. Though he did have fun pretending to be a blind, deaf, special needs, terminally ill 10 year old boy who eventually dies in order to trick an 11 year old girl into feeling bad for beating him at online UNO. Hazzah!

ff_zeroEdit

ff_zero is a robot hired by the staff in order to do all of that technical crap that Paul doesn't have time for. Known as Ryan, his human name, he's the only Admin who does anything, except whenever he does something he fucks it up. Won Apprentice back at FI and was made an admin as a reward. Turned out to be entirely useless. Actually created EN as part of Apprentice, but of course all his friends decided to steal the spotlight from him. As a result, most people think this forum was created by Pissy Pants Paulus. Claims to have a life on the weekends, but is clearly full of shit. Ryan spends more time on EN than anyone, updating threads with new entertainment news that no1 cares about. The only thing he loves doing more than going to concerts is talking about how many concerts he's been to.

He's never once used a conjunction in his entire life (Example: The new season has begun. The entire cast is back and the writers are back. This is another one of those shows that I have been dying to watch), leading many to speculate that he may be part machine.

It appears that Ryan's run out of batteries, failing to make a report in almost a month.

RegularsEdit

SunlustEdit

Sunlust, aka Buncrust, is the most loved member of the site. Everyone's massive erection for all things Buncrust carried over from FI to EN, even though Bun didn't do much of anything on EN. He makes quite the joaks, using his big words as well as BIG WORDS. Though no one knows what the hell he's ever saying, people just laugh and smile and pretend they know what's going on. After only about a month of gracing us with his presence, Buncrust seems to have left us forever :(. In his short time here however, he managed to make one young, sexually confused boy become absolutely infatuated with him. It seems with Sunlust dead, the poor fellow may have killed himself, for he too left the site forever

MalEdit

Uhm..hey..hi...I um...wanted to introduce myself...I guess is all. I am Malion Mac...yes..twin brother of Ilam Mac and inventor of the hugely popular internet meme Gordon the Giraffe! Oh...hmm...you've never heard of Gordon...oh yes..I see. Well...ermm...welcome anyway. Nice to have you here. Don't go jumping off a bridge or anything LOL! So...umm...the transition from FI to EN was....awkward...I guess. And jarring. I guess I just wish that Paul-Man hadn't deleted all the smilies I spent...well...my entire life working so hard on. Anyway. Um...I like to make some artwork around here...uhh...and I enjoy pokemon...and I do other stuff too....I guess. You can find me on the c-box if you ever want to talk...I'll be there...um..well pretty much always...I should always respond within... about .7 seconds of you typing something. Errr..well...that's it I guess...take care

Hermm...let's forget this ever happened...I guess. Okay? :\

Edited by Malion Mac

JeffreyEdit

Jeffery Fernandis, known to EN as Jeff, or Leaffan, or Miss J, is said to be a lot of things. Some may say he is slow or several hours behind everyone else due to being Canadian and in another timezone, but the truth is that our friend Jeffery is an evil, calculating, magnificent bastard. Under his reign, Don Leaffan's mafia executed a flawless victory in 3 days against the pitiful townies. The forum quakes beneath jeff's steady footstep. Some may claim that the man in charge of EN is gay pirate Pissy Pants Paulus but everyone knows it is DonLeaffan20 who controls all things Entertainment News.

Recently, it has been discovered that everything above is false and Jeff is in fact just slow. Really fucking slow.

The boy may mean well, but he's quite inept at...well, everything. With the exception of free style rapping

One of his more infamous moments came from a Dethy (Small Mafia game) where Curtis successfully convinced him that only scum will post with a period at the end of their sentences. Jeffrey, believing this to be true, lynched someone solely on this fact in an attempt to be cunning.

Was also convinced by Curtis that everyone in his current ORG game was secretly an EN member, causing Jeff to run around to these people and say things like "oh men i know you're tlg (:".

Once again leaffan took the reigns as Donbatman and is the only repeat Don mafia leader. He almost lead another flawless victory before he lost his beloved cop Jim Gordon aka Gary Oldman Docawe. It is also believed that BSRJ, the faggot host of the game was heavily biased towards team batman vs the criminal town.

Leaffan has recently become a cranky child while his mother Bella attends to his special needs. He constantly bugs her for food and attention throughout his sad life. She finds him the most frustrating out of her kids and feels he could learn a thing or two from the other three girls.

deaderroseEdit

Also known as drrrr, deaderrose is one of the few gurls on the forum. Because Leah isn't as active anymore, dr has become the new forum slut. She spends her entire existence playing the Sims, knitting with her grandparents or something, and flirting with ribs and mal. Originally, her and ribs were the two most piss'd people about the move from FI to EN, which is funny because they were both the two newest FI regulars and are arguably the least important. Dr seems to have calmed down since then. Ribs on the other hand is still suffering from anal pain in his heart about the whole thing.

Recently despite being useless and not even reaching the final 6 of NYABBPE, Drrrrrrr was made Global Moderator. No one knows how this makes sense but they really don't bother questioning it.

Despite her constant internet and phone problems these days, Drr spends 100% of her time playing Survivor and Big Brother ORG's with Curtis and Vernon

DR Girl is sick 99% of the time. It is rather depressing.

Lately, she has lost internetz and lets everyone know daily that she has no access to it. She also curses her damned android phone for fucking up on her when she needs the internetz the most. Poor girl.

Her internets returned but then she didnt care about EN anymore only to complain about EN.

Now she seems to be gone again! Oh lawd, back, and admin now!

ribsEdit

Back on FI, everyone adored ribs and accepted him because of the way he fit in with our group so quickly. He was funny and endearing. Once we got to know him however, we realized that ribs is nothing but a tremendous faggot.

The star crossed lovers ribs and deaderrose were the two who opposed the move to EN the most. ribs turned into quite the pissy pants all of a sudden and refused to post anywhere. No one cared however since all of ribs' posts are shit and are just rehashes of tired memes. Once realizing that no one cared about his lack of posting, he began to post a bit more. This seems to be the time period where he fell madly in love with buncrust (sorry drr) and proudly displayed his massive erection for him all over the forum, trying oh so very hard to emulate his posting style (and failing miserably). Also has enjoyed refusing to play in mafia games yet fervently reading them.

LISEdit

Disappeared shortly after he and Ack discovered the light cave in their backyard. He has not been seen since, but is presumed to be holding Ack prisoner in Italy, while Ack feverishly searches for a loophole.

mikeyb9m3bekEdit

Terrible. A huge fagget. Mikey, also known as Wikey, has been around forever but no one carez about him. This probably because he was secretly a ginger the whole time, waiting in the wings plotting against the rest of us. It's a good thing he's incapable of doing anything right! Take, for example, mafia, the lifeblood of this wretched place. When he was don, the Mafia actually LOST, and his own hosted mafia was a complete clusterfuck. He spends most of his time on EN constantly trying to rebel against the admins, oblivious to the fact that no1 cares.

He's also Briddish, so that's terrible too.

SkateEdit

SkateGame is your typical drug-addled emo douchebag film major. Skate followed us from FI to EN where he unfortunately became a much more prominent poster. Garrett would gladly eat a piece of excrement if it belonged to David Lynch.

Or Buncrust.

Skate may like to believe that he's a professional movie critic or tomorrow's biggest film director, but in reality he's just a lowly bag boy at a supermarket. The most efficient bag boy though!

After going to NYU, Skate became yet another casualty of the purge. But I'm sure he's going to some AWESOME parties with his cousins!! It's only a matter of time before he returns to tell us all about it!

BuddEdit

The summation: chronic drunk from new hampshire who luvs doctor who wants to write a fantasy epic

TLGEdit

The best poster on EN. The summation: it's called putting an EMPHASIS the best mafia player and poster on EN, He has gone from being the bear on EN to John Orc of the Shire. Dislikes snowmen. The king of horrible relationships

He's so dreamy! ~ Grim

JoeyEdit

The summation: irish bastard likes to drink

HeliosEdit

Helios is a ProM member who was brought over by Paulus. Has a 20-mafia-wins streak in mafia! Hosts an awesome game, but doesn't do anything else on the site. Went into an epic rant after BSRJ fucked the ENglish Mob.

Helios has integrated into the community over time. It's been reported that he was spotted outside of the current mafia thread once or twice. He's getting there!

AspenEdit

Curtis's love of his life, though they recently separated. It was heartbreaking for all of us to hear. Aspen was once known for his beard, the only good thing about him, but then he shaved it and became one of us. He is also a shitty lead singer in a shitty band. Nevermind, got kicked out of the band. Probably for shaving his face.

Steve Aspen graces EN with his presence more than he did for FI. He spends most of his time on EN either doing a really poor job at playing forum games (First voted out of Fail Island), fighting with Bsrj and TLG, or trying to embarrass Curtis.

Notable for: Leaving one of his close friend's going away party in order to get onto a computer and lynch Curtis while he was drunk and vulnerable

RobmanEdit

The summation: brillant. hammers lynches in mafia

GrimappleEdit

Les.

LeosEdit

One of the UGLIEST fucks you will ever meet! Legend has it that he feasts on dog meat and cat piss. Leos comes and goes as he pleases, wreaking havoc on internet girls.

"I will strip you down to your bikini you teeny meanie!"

"Come with me or pay the ultimate price! Price you say? Yes. Yes I do say. Chap chap."

Leykis aka RussEdit

Leykis, also known as Russ, is both British and a douchebag. As one of the five admins back at FI, Russ was excited about EN during its creation. After about a week however, Russ seemed to have disappeared. Some say it was because Citizen came back, others say he got a new job, and some think it was because someone disagreed with him in the feminism thread (most likey tbh). An inside source quotes Russ as stating the cause of his departure is his search for a life. This is completely ridiculous! We expect Russ back any day now!

We were wrong

The SnowmenEdit

The snowmen are a small group of people from the heart of Antarctica. They are led by King Ari. Though there are only four at the moment, they are growing. Each day a new snowman is invited to the site.

DocAweEdit

Also known as King Ari. He's the most evil of the snowmen masons. He's a sucker for liars and in the "One ring to rule EN mafia" believed that both the SK and Don were town and co-ordinated with them who to lynch. He always has two cats at his home, each one cuter than the last one that died. His keyboard only has five letters; M, E, H, : and P.

MercatorEdit

Also known as the facepalming snowman. He's the SK of the group. He sometimes loses patience with EN and rages, throwing thunderbolts at them from Valhöll. Likes to puke in Ari´s staircase. When drunk he is refered to as "The Zombie", you can guess why.

JangoMangoEdit

The delusional snowman. Thinks he is a black man and thinks he is good at basketball, he is neither. Drinks a lot and is usually out drinking with Ari´s cousin and other friends, this is why he is always inactive in mafias. His greatest achivement was defending the SK from the accusation of being the SK on the basis that he lynched the Don. He also likes big black cawks. Plays too much GTA and other X-box games. Tallest of the snowmen

AfroManEdit

The working snowman. He is the noob of the snowmen. Computer nerd and is in the schools nerd mason group (no other snowmen included). He likes to fix computer and if him and Paul ever talked they would become greatest of great computer friends

'Maxi'Edit

He is the snowman who isnt in the same school as the others. Jango and Merc have known him from when they were little but DocAwe and Afro only know him from playing computer games. He is famous for being able to eat a 12" subway in 2 bites and is able to swallow a whole hot dog. He owns a lizard.

NubsEdit

HupuEdit

He sucks now, according to top analysts.

bsrjEdit

18yrold gai christian schoolkid who can't keep up with EN and tells everyone on FI about it, retard.

Was the absolute worst don ever and gave away his role because there was no way the mafia could win. The Mafia won.

VlogsEdit

Viewer discretion is advised.

justsaiyanEdit

k

Triforce WisdomEdit

An admin at ProM, a gai nerd forum that Paul visits. Planned with Curtis to bring mafia over to EN, where he hosted the very first one. Left forever shortly after finishing. Highly disturbing avatar.

AsazelEdit

aka Dirty Harry, and he will trombone your wife so make sure u hide her

DocEdit

The summation: new guy and mafia player, seems pretty kul

AttleboroTacoEdit

Another dik from ProM, Taco is mostly known for joining Mafia games to tell us that we're not doing it how it's done on ProM: Mafia HQ. Despite being a Mafia Police Officer, Tack fucked up Mafia II and caused a stunning flawless mafia victory for the first and only time.

He also Got a new Camera!!!!

silverEdit

The summation: created EN IRC, which was alive for like one day. Became RAGESILVER after one too many people impersonated him on his own turf.

Hipstar RaccoonEdit

Just another one of Mal's friends who thinks he's an animal and joined the forum only to leave forever. Almost as weird as Mal. Almost.

bigcheeseEdit

bus driver

BellaEdit

Some host girl from Big Brother Backlash season's 1 and 2. She will unexpectedly storm this place and be crowned the new forum slut

She cannot admit her undying love for TLG but ALAS, she cares for his sweet succulent body so much that she will cannondive off any bridge for him! Lately however, she has moved onto another sweet succulent body surprisingly in the shocking form of EN's infamous leaffan! Yes, we are all in awe at this as well. She lives somewhere in this world but who knows where! She hosts many games where many people of EN hide as alias's because tricking Jeff is hilarious as we try and make him fall in love with our girlish characters!

Bella enjoys hot tea, cocoa, and Sunday drivers.

The day Grimapple tried to rape her was her worst nightmare coming true! :O

Oh good lawd damn it TLG. Yes I <3 you but NOT like that. I do NOT have any undying love for you.

I am Bella aka Jen *Bella comes from my middle daughter and I've used that name to host since I started hosting last year*

I am the proud mama of 3 girls 18,14, and 11 and a Jeffrey. He is the most crankiest of the 4 and constantly seeks attention from me daily. His favourite question for me is "where are my goddamn cookies?" And to become a gramma in July '11. YES from the 18 yr old!!!

I am a huge sports fan. Have been my entire life. Was moved to Ohio at the age of 3 and was born a Buckeye fan. Scratch that... I bleed Scarlett and Gray!!!!!! Also a fan of the NY Yankees, Washington Redskins, Columbus Blue Jackets *partial fan of the NY Rangers*, HUGE NASCAR fan and I can't wait for Daytona 500 which is upcoming!!!! :D

I'm not very interesting LOL. I try to be but the most interesting things about me any more are the ORG's I host. I host two different series on ProBoards. One full Big Brother *Backlash* and the other half Survivor, half Big Brother *SBB* That's where I met Curtis, DR, TLG, Boc, and was introduced to Jeff from them in the 2nd season of Backlash.

It has been quite the interesting ride so far being on EN. And I find myself there more than I do in the ORG's I'm in or hosting xD

Amanda's LoveEdit

Andyman, also known as Andy or Amanda, is a new comer to EN! Andy's arrival to the site was met with quite fanfare and celebration, as their new friend set out to improve their lives by making helpful suggestions and utilizing the oft unused blog feature to write about topics such as" grammer" and parental alcoholism. Turned out to have a past history with one Helios Garabandia, the two being fierce rivals, each battling intensely for power over the other but thus far failing to win anything.

Turned out to be a fat, creepy stalker of one Amanda Kimmel, BEST SURVIVOR EVER!! according to top analysts and would parse out death threats if anyone would dare say any foul words about his beloved. Left foreva when Mikey made a fanfic calling him out on being a complete psychopath . Thank fuck.

ShitheadsEdit

CitizenEdit

The single most annoying person FI/EN has ever encountered, though some people think otherwise. Citizen, aka John Buttez, is a useless fuk who is hated by every single person (especially vanilla_bear) but still tries to fit in. He follows us around everywhere we go and thinks he's welcome. Hates the staff, especially Paul. After being banned immediately after signing up on EN, Buttez evolved into a monkey and set out on this pathetic campaign against the admin staff. He created multiple accounts trying to fool everyone, and then acted oblivious when approached about them. Posted a ton of letters all over the place pretending that it was some sort of code. Wasn't funny. No1 cared. He may have left though! But he'll be back. He's always back.

Basically, this.

SimpltonEdit

Gigantic piece of shit who never leaves us alone. Basically the same exact person as Citizen. Universally hated by everyone except for his Tib buddy TLG, Corey is a southern racist pervert who posts torture porn. He's basically a worthless poster who we've tried to get rid of hundreds of times to no avail. Corey was banned immediately after signing up on EN, and then we decided to Dumpster him. While in there he tried to tell us that he changed and grew up, and in the meantime fought with Koopa and made himself look like an idiot. Was allowed to compete in NYABBPE despite being ban't, got out, got pissy. Played in Mal's mafia, role revealed day 1, god modkill'd, got pissy. Signed up for Survivor, got replaced, got pissy. Signed up for Labyrinth, got killed by everyone right away, got pissy. Because of all of this, Corey decided to leave forever. Hooray!

KnivesEdit

the good german CUNT Edit

HenryEdit

everytime you look in this thread! So views should be the same as posts! However roolz are meant to be broken and thus the ratio will be lower

Henry is a batshit insane, drunken, paranoid German who gets into riots, and has a heart of gold.

An incident involving PCP during his youth has led Henry to believe he is a Negro.

OthersEdit

A special section for the misunderstood

BrunoEdit

A poor soul who wanted nothing more than to talk about breakfast and to make people smile and change his avatar. He was ejected from EN by the admins into the cold, cruel abyss of internets. Showed us the dark side of the admin team on that fateful day. Before he left however, he was able to utter one final, foreboding message before he was cast off and never heard from again... "pls how i can i watch any tv series"

Interests: my email is silverbruno16@gmail.com

FREE BRUNO

totally homosexualEdit

The newest member is totally homosexual

Part-TimerEdit

pacojonezl40Edit

A once prominent member of FI, this lazy Mexican't comes and goes as he pleases. He is well known for taking many extensive leave of absence due to work, kids and alcohol rehab. All he does is complain about how he has no free time, yet still finds some precious minutes within the day to log onto EN and drop a few posts here and there. Most of his joaks are FAIL and that's okay with him because of his only troo friend Johnny The Pink Elephant who appears whenever paco has been drinking.

Back EN BlackEdit

DutchieeEdit

A lazy fukn kunt from the land of kangaroos and crocodiles that returned to the internet after disappearing from FI many moons ago.

CRTMN0463Edit

He left the internet for over two years to shave his unnaturally hairy body, but he has returned clean shaven to post with frens.