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Mafia
What is Mafia? Take it away, Jeffrey!
"Its like sports, you play a game and a team might play horribly all game long, but still win, in the end, they got the 2 points and the other team didn't."
Games
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EN-ville and the Cult of Fatal Death Edit
Host: Triforce
Number of Players: 21
Winning Team: Mafia
Mafia: Curtis (Don), Helios, Russ, Aspen, and Korr
Third Party: Mal
SummaryEdit
EN's first mafia game!
Curtis was the first Don and got to select his scum mates. He chose Russ, Aspen, Helios and Korr. The game started out with typical Day 1 boolshit but no one was used to it. TLG was almost lynched for being TLG but then he role-claimed Journalist. Conker was lynched on Day 1 instead for being inactive. The mafia selected TLG as their first night kill target but he was protected by the Doctor.
The mafia tried to push the lynch on MikeyCP on Day 2 and then Knives showed up. Curtis and TLG fought with Knives and MikeyCP all day. Failtown was born. MikeyCP was then lynched. Taco was lynched the next day after it was revealed that he was a Town Turncoat. Doc and Judge Doom were revealed to be Town Cops, but had managed to scan both Korr and Helios as mafia. Aspen used his role and stole Doc's Cop ability, and the mafia killed Judge Doom that night. Korr was lynched the following day. The first mafia to die.
At this point, Russ had essentially quit the game and left EN forever. Curtis asked Russ to at least continue scanning for him, but instead Russ decided to be difficult and fed Curtis fake scan results. Curtis had been using Boc, Jeff, and ff by talking to them behind the scenes. He pinned Boc and ff against each other and told Boc about his suspicions of ff, hoping that Boc would voice these suspicions on the forum. He did, and when ff was close to being lynched Russ gave Curtis a fake ff scan result, saying that if he was lynched he'd win. Curtis turned the vote off of ff to be safe.
Mal was killed by the mafia but later came back to life as Third Party.
Mikey, the Doctor, was killed by the mafia the next night. Leos was lynched the day after that, and then Aspen, another mafia, was killed. The mafia randomly guessed DocAwe as the second doctor and killed him. They were right
Jeff the Thief was killed by Mal, the Vengeful Townie, as was Russ, the Mafia Dirty Cop. Though Curtis and Helios figured Mal was the Serial Killer, they risked it and kept him around to do some killing for them.
Helios, who claimed Miller Bomb days prior after being scanned as mafia somehow managed to survive for quite awhile. Curtis and Helios then decided it was best for Helios to sacrifice himself and he did just that. Helios was lynched and blew up Boc and 317 with him.
With both Doctors out of the way, Curtis, the final mafia member, was finally able to do something he had been wanting to do the entire game. Kill TLG. That night, Mal killed Doc.
Curtis, Mal, ff, Koopa and Skate were the final five. After pushing suspicion on ff the entire game, Curtis was finally able to get him lynched with the help of Mal and Koopa.
The final night, Curtis let Mal kill Skate and then killed Mal. Only Curtis and Koopa remained so Curtis won the game.
Death chartEdit
| Players | Day/Night 1 | Day/Night 2 | Day/Night 3 | Day/Night 4 | Day/Night 5 | Day/Night 6 | Day/Night 7 | Day/Night 8 |
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| Curtis (W) |  | | | | | | | 
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| Justsaiyan | | | | | | | | 
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| Malion | | |  |  | | | |
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| Skate | | | | | | | |
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| FF Zero | | | | | | | | 
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| TLG | | | | | | | | |
| Doc | | | | | | | | |
| Boctor | | | | | | | | |
| 317 | | | | | | | | |
| Helios (W) | | | | | | | | |
| Leykis (W) | | | | | | | ||
| DocAwe | | | | | | | ||
| Leaffan | | | | | | |||
| Aspen (W) | | | | | | |||
| Leos | | | | | | |||
| Mikey | | | | | ||||
| Korr (W) | | | | | ||||
| Judge Doom | | | | |||||
| Taco | | | | |||||
| MikeyCP | | | ||||||
| Conker | | |||||||
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This player was lynched
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This player survived the game
Note: Bold indicates Mafia. (W) indicates a winning player.
A Fistful of Dollars: the Story of EN Town Edit
Hosted by Boctor
SummaryEdit
Immediately, a lynchtrain was hurtling in TLG's direction for his assfuckery in the first mafia game. This led to TLG roleclaiming, and this eventually started to dissipate until Taco heroically stumbled in and revealed that he was also a Sheriff! Reasoning that there couldn't possibly be two Sheriffs (even though there were two scanners in the previous game), the town immediately took it upon themselves to lynch the fuck out of TLG. Basically the town's gameplay can be summed up in this brillant strategic post from Von Paulus: "Losing four townies on day one is too much of a risk to take. If TW is a mafia bomb we still lose three townies.
With TLG we only lose one."
So, they opted to ONLY lynch ONE townie! Good on them. TLG was a Sheriff. But that's okay because: "Even if you are truthful (which it now seems you were) you become a liability by fucking up the power of your good role and actually using it against the town." - Von Paulus
So, it's a good thing TLG couldn't use his DANGEROUS Sheriff role against the town. Phew. Dodged a bullet there.
That night, Curtis' gay lover Steve Aspen (a Third Party Arsonist) decided to join his friend's mafia, throwing the game horribly off-balance because it gave the mafia two kills a night. DocAwe and Mikey, both town, bit the dust that night.
The next day, naturally, the tunnel vision'd town went and lynched their other target from the first day, TW. Even though he was a vanilla townie bluffing as a bomb, they just wanted him dead SO fucking bad. Sheriff Taco garnered the rest of the votes that day.
Two more town nightkills, another town lynch, and another two town nightkill later, and it was all over. Mafia won in exactly three days. A mafia which, in fact, was helmed by none other than Jeffrey Fernandis. Yes, the town was so fucking awful that they lost in three days to JEFF.
Death chartEdit
| Players | Day/Night 1 | Day/Night 2 | Day/Night 3 |
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| Leaffan (W) | | |
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| Curtis (W) | | |
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| Deaderose (W) | | |
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| Skate (W) | | |
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| Helios (W) | | |
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| Aspen | | |
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| Hupu | | |
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| Justsaiyan | | |
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| Cheese | | |
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| LIS | | |
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| Mal | | |
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| Raven | | |
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| Bsrj | | |
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| ff_zero | | |
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| Paul | | | |
| Taco | | | |
| Triforce | | | |
| DocAwe | | ||
| Mikey | | ||
| TLG | | ||
- This player survived the day
- This player was lynched
- This player was killed at night
- This player was revived
- This player survived the game
Note: Bold indicates Mafia. (W) indicates a winning player.
ENything Goes: A Mafia Extravaganza Edit
Hosted by Helios
SummaryEdit
The first day, everyone naturally started a bandwagon on TLG once again. However, this time, his pleas actually worked. Bsrj stupidly voted to lynch TLG after everyone had started pulling off, so everyone went for him and he ended up being a Town Bodyguard...who didn't even bother roleclaiming. That night, Boc, the Serial Killer, spotted DocAwe using the PM system, so he immediately decided to send in his nightkill on him, and DocAwe ended up flipping Flavor Cop. Meanwhile, LIS went for Korr and was blown up. Paul recruited Hupu into his Cult, which would prove to be a rewarding and fulfilling move.
The next day, things got interesting. Jeff scanned Curtis as SCUM, so a train quickly formed and came one vote away from lynching Curtis. Curtis somehow convinced everyone to back off and claimed Jack of All Trades. Which prompted this post from Jeffrey: lol that's funny cause i'm a jack of all trades townie as well.... scan/protect and won't give away my third power Somehow, this led to a small lynchtrain to head Jeff's direction. But eventually the town settled on lynching an inactive and killed bigcheese who, by the way, bussed Boc on Night 1 which led to the Mafia getting a Vanilla Town result on him rather than a Scum result. Literally bigcheese's only contribution to the game.
Night 2, there were absolutely no kills. The mafia staged a failed kill attempt on Curtis, and Boc targeted Cult Leader Porl, who was immune to nightkills. DR used an Inventor ability which granted Paul the sole lynchvote on Day 3. He decided to lynch Doc, who was inactive. But for absolutely no reason, Paul decided to claim Paranoid Cop...even though absolutely everyone was already onboard with him lynching Doc. Fittingly, Doc's flavor was "Paul's Dignity". Paul lynched his own dignity.
That night Paul was feeling quite satisfied with himself! His elaborate Cult plan was coming together and the next step in his plan was to recruit bonafide townie Curtis! He IM'd Curtis and claimed doctor and promised he'd protect him as long as Curtis would use his Jack of all Trades protect on him as well. He was simply testing Curtis, and instead planned on using his Cult Watcher Hupu to make sure Curtis was actually town. Curtis however, saw through this obvious con. Paul and Hupu invited Curtis to a long IRC chat where they laid out all of the brillant plans they would execute together and there was much merriment all around. Paul was proud of himself for 'tricking' Curtis. Wuote: I tricked you Curtis, I made you think protecting me was all your idea when it was actually mine all along. I Ben Linus'd you. FELT GOOD MAN Curtis laughed the entire time and sat back and watched as Cult Leader Paul tried to recruit him, a mafia member, destroying the Cult.
The third night was an absolute bloodbath. 5 people were killed: Paul for recruiting Curtis, Curtis by Inventor DR, Triforce by Boc, Hupu by ninja-kill, TLG by mafia hit.
Day 4 kicked off with Boc posting a short list of his thoughts where he posited that FF, Aspen and Mikey were all prime mafia suspects. This led to Mikey getting incredibly defensive, which shortly led to a train on him. In a desperate move, he proclaimed that the only person that we can possibly listen to right now is Jeffrey, so he will vote for whoever Jeff votes for. Jeff voted for Mikey soon after. Mikey was lynched and flipped Godfather. Night 4, Boc went for Jeff and failed due to Jeff protecting himself and the mafia killed Doctor Malion. Also that night Hupu linked Boc to the Cult Board for absolutely no reason.
The next day, DR became suspicious of Taco and a lynchtrain quickly formed and his scummate Aspen swiftly hammered the vote on him before he got a chance to defend himself!
Also that day, Boc got Jeff to voluntarily tell him that Malion didn't protect him the previous night, but he had in fact used his only protect on himself. Since Jeff was the only trusted townie, Boc killed him. Also, the last remaining mafioso, Aspen, attempted to kill Boc.
Amazingly, the next day, a simple "oh men, thanks Doctor! (: " from Boc was enough to save him from the town's suspicions. Aspen claimed Bulletproof to Skate, which Skate immediately ran off and told to Boc. So Boc pushed harder to vote for Aspen, and everyone hopped onboard and Aspen ended up flipping scum.
Skate also decided to voluntarily claim his role to Boc. He was a Hider. Boc was originally going to kill him that night, but his roleclaim changed everything, so Boc killed DR.
That left FF, Boc, and Skate. Boc tried to use FF as a scapegoat, since he wasn't part of the DR/Skate/Boc TRIANGLE OF TRUST, and Skate took the bait and hammered FF.
Game over, Boc wins as SK.
Death chartEdit
| Players | Day/Night 1 | Day/Night 2 | Day/Night 3 | Day/Night 4 | Day/Night 5 | Day/Night 6 | Day/Night 7 |
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| Boc (W) | | | | | | |
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| Skate | | | | | | |
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| ff_zero | | | | | | |
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| deaderrose | | | | | | | |
| Aspen | | | | | | | |
| Leaffan | | | | | | ||
| Taco | | | | | | ||
| Malion | | | | | |||
| Mikey | | | | | |||
| TLG | | | | ||||
| Triforce | | | | ||||
| Zuko | | | | ||||
| Curtis | | | | ||||
| Paul | | | | ||||
| Doc | | | | ||||
| Cheese | | | |||||
| LIS | | ||||||
| Korr | | ||||||
| DocAwe | | ||||||
| Bsrj | | ||||||
- This player survived the day
- This player was lynched
- This player was killed at night
- This player was revived
- This player survived the game
Note: Bold indicates Mafia. (W) indicates a winning player.
ENglish Mob Edit
Hosted by Mikey
SummaryEdit
"##Lynch Mikey"
ENglish mob was a game of mafias which started out with so much promise, despite been extremely flawed from the start.
Inexperienced on his first time hosting, Mikey set up a game in which he gave the mafia a severe advantage. The third party team had one goal: to kill the don and replace him. With bsrj as don, this would seem to be a fair game balancing goal. However, Mikey didnt realise that he had set up a game in which he had wanted the third party to succeed and surprise everyone. The only way his game was going to be recognized and stand out from the crowd was if it had something original about it. Which is why mikey hoped for the third part to succeed.
Despite been flawed, this game of mafia could have gone better had Curtis not bribed his best buddy town aligned Aspen with ball deep butt sex in order for him to defect to the mafia and create a massive disadvantage resulting in the first ever mod kill seen in a game of EN mafia (I am actually proud that my game witnessed the first mod kill by the way.) But regardless, Aspen defecting to the mafia was simply unacceptable, and so he was struck him down with great vengenance and furious anger. Following this, mikey made it as easy as possible for Boc and Budd to discover the identity of the don bsrj, cause he so badly wanted them to replace Bsrj and win the game.
Bsrj made this quite easy for them when he revealed all to the town by posting the link to the scum board in the game thread, convinced all hope was lost. Helios had this to say about Bsrj's decision to reveal the link to the scum board to everyone:
"WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK ASS SHIT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT. YOU STUPID IDIOTIC FUCK, THE GAME IS NOT OVER UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER. INSTEAD OF BEING A PATHETIC PUSSY AND THROWING IN THE TOWEL, YOU SHOULD'VE TRIED. IF YOU LOST, SO MOTHERFUCKING WHAT. BUT BEING A PUNK FAGGOT ASS BITCH ABOUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING GAME TIME. LETTING SOME STUPID MOTHERFUCKER WHO CAN'T THINK FOR HIMSELF JUST UP AND QUIT BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT. GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING ASS.
FUCK"
Helios's reaction is quite tame compared to that of bsrjs parents, who immediately disowned him been informed of what he had done.
After bsrj revealed this information, boc and budd killed him and took over the mafia, killing off the remaining townies who didnt have a clue, and claiming the victory that was practically handed to them from the start by the host.
Death ChartEdit
And ThEN There Were ScumEdit
Hosted by Curtis
SummaryEdit
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Live Alone; Die Together - A Lost MafiaEdit
Hosted by Paul
SummaryEdit
Death ChartEdit
Rebel Alliance: A Star Wars MafiaEdit
Hosted by Mal
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Death ChartEdit
Kensal MafiaEdit
Hosted by Dr
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Death ChartEdit
Simpsons MafiaEdit
Hosted by DocAwe
Scum: Helios, noahcrash, robman, ff_zero and hupu
SK: Mercator
SummaryEdit
This was the first snowmen mafia. Jango and Merc joined after DocAwe seeing them play silly mafias in real life with cards. The day started out well. TLG was convinced DocAwe gave a scum role to one of his friends. It was clear to him that the game was not randomized and there had to be some kind snowmen conspiracy in the air. This made him try and lead a lynch train on Jangomango and the fact that he was new to the game, way to go TLG! The day ended with jonathan, the games only inactive being lynched and he turned up as town vanilla.
Day 2 saw BSRJ, town skitzo, get killed by the SK and mafia killing Paul the cop. TLG continued harassing Jangomango for being new. Mikey started rolefishing early and Boc started a lynch train on him. Everyone noticed Hupu had not been lynched on day 1 and continued to lynch his ass. Hupu flipped mafia roleblocker.
Day 3 saw mafia kill Boc, Jeff mirrored Mikeys vig kill onto himself so mikey really shot himself in the face. SK attacked Don Helios, who obviously survived. Day 3 had such great activity that after 8 hours the host had the most posts, 3. After a few more posts Merc, Jeff and Henry jumped on Helios for surviving. Helios shot out one of his famous chain quote posts. Jeff scared by this, unlynched. Merc came forth with some crazy maths that no one understood that confirmed Helios as the don. After 22 hours and 40 minutes a grand total of 3 lynch votes had been cast and 4 pages of posts had been made. The day ended in a grand 2-2 tie between Helios and Henry, who had been arguing all day. After some time Jangomango voted for Helios and Budd voted for henry. Curtis who had voted for a no lynch, hammered Henry. Henry flipped town hider.
Day 4 saw Helios survive yet another attack and DR town watcher was murdered. Paul was supposed to be revived but had been a faggot and knew everyone’s roles. Jango then decided to revive henry, because he thought it would be immensely funny. Henry immediately cursed Curtis for hammering him and told him to watch his back. TLG came back from a day’s break and continued accuse snowmen for no reason at all. Curtis jumped on Helios for surviving yet another attack. This made people somehow believe Curtis to be scum and Merc and Budd jumped on him. People started agreeing that Helios might be scum. People started jumping on his back, bringing the tally to 5 votes, 2 from death. Jango believed Helios and TLG switched his vote for the 78476376487 time back to Curtis. The vote was now 4-4 between Helios and Curtis. TLG had been screaming all day changing his votes rapidly and not making any sense but all hope was not lost TLG had found the remaining scum in Jeff, Grim, Jangomango and Budd. Of course none of them were scum. For a brief moment Budd changed his vote from Curtis to Helios only to change it back. Funnily enough Budd had just scanned Helios the night before as Marge town vanilla BUT Helios claimed to be scratchy the bulletproof. Henry then in an act of revenge hammered Curtis. Curtis then threw a tantrum yelling FAILTOWN on the streets of Springfield. Curtis got pissed at henry and told him he would be banned from mafias forevers.
Day 5 was upon the inhabitants of Springfield. Henry who had failed to tell the town the day before who he was going to hide behind, hid behind Merc the SK and died. TLG was attacked but being the doctor he protected himself and survived. Jeff mirrored Merc’s kill onto himself so he attacked himself but survived. Everyone suddenly thought surviving a night kill was lynch worthy now and lynched Mercator the SK. It was no other then Robert “the hammer” Mann who finished his worthless life.
Day 6 started. Jangomango roleblocked the mafia kill and thus no one died. Budd scanned TLG and told him about his marge vanilla scan on Helios. Budd also told TLG that he was Lou, when in fact he was Eddie. Then out of nowhere TLG posted his final scum list. It read: Jeffrey Fernandis, Budd, Jangomango and Helios. Atleast he got 1 right. Helios continued to throw sand into townies eyes with his long and eloquent posts. TLG turned up the heat and with jango lynch voted Helios. Then TLG took a huge u-turn accusing Jango of sneaky play and being the scum that he is trying to get Helios lynched and ending the game. TLG then voted for Budd because he thought his claim was crap but this was mainly due to the fact that TLGs entire game was built on jangomango being scum, no one really knows why. Helios quickly voted for Budd and Jeff voted for Helios. FF0 voted for Budd making it 3-2. People argued over Helios surviving the two attacks. Noah voted for Budd and TLG retracted his vote. People then figured “hey Paul was a cop, Budd has to be the mafia cop because no mafia game on EN has ever had 2 cops”. With these words Jeff jumped on the train and TLG hammered it by accident. With those spoken words Eddie town cop was lynched and Helios´s mafia streak was alive.
Angry:
TLG was angry about Helios scanning Marge, because you know Mr Burns Vanilla Town would have made so much sense.
Helios was angry that the don was roleblocked = mafia kill roleblocked. Although this had been the case in every EN mafia to this day! I do agree with him tho but I didn’t do it because it would have confused people.
Mercator was angry at everyone for lynching him instead of Helios.
HOF:
Helios for not getting lynched even though there was ample evidence to do so.
Rest of the mafia team for drawing very little attention to themselves, although being obvious.
Merc for avoiding suspicion for most of the time, being the SK. Got unlucky with the mirror.
Jeff: Used his mirror on the Don and the SK and generally made sense until the end.
HOL:
Most of the Town
Henry for being confirmed town hider and not telling people who he was going to hide behind
TLG for unlynching and lynching a total of 48572839 times. Plus his scumdar was so off it was funny. Hammering the last lynch without knowing it.
Budd for scanning Helios as marge town vanilla and still believing his scratchy bulletproof claim.
Death ChartEdit
| Players | Day/Night 1 | Day/Night 2 | Day/Night 3 | Day/Night 4 | Day/Night 5 | Day/Night6 |
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- Henry was revived on day 4 only to kill himself on night 4
- This player survived the day
- This player was lynched
- This player was killed at night
- This player was revived
- This player survived the game
Note: Bold indicates Mafia. (W) indicates a winning player.
Battle Royale MafiaEdit
Hosted by Budd
SummaryEdit
Death ChartEdit
ENything Goes Mafia II (aka Mindfuck Mafia)Edit
Hosted by Helios
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Death ChartEdit
EN MafiaEdit
Hosted by Boc
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Wire MafiaEdit
Hosted by Hupu
SummaryEdit
With the Mafia being hosted by Hupu, players had high expectations for a swashbuckling adventure full of heart and drama and swordfights. This didn't happen, as the game's rules were too ARCANE AND CONFUSING as some suggest.
Death ChartEdit
Batman MafiaEdit
SummaryEdit
The Jeff BATMAN and The TLG Robin Gay Boy went on merry adventures and defeated foes around the world. They all made butler Budd Alfred Fuckah do various gay tricks to them. Good fun!
Death ChartEdit
Lord of the Rings MafiaEdit
Hosted by Jeffrey Fernandis
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Death ChartEdit
MiscellaneousEdit
Mafia WuotesEdit
EN-ville and the Cult of Fatal DeathEdit
A Fistful of Dollars: the Story of EN TownEdit
TLG: IM NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG HERE CAN YOU HATERS OF ME PLEASE LIGHTEN UP!????? I AM TRYING TO HAVE FUN HERE AND ALL YOU FI PEOPLE ARE BEING TOTAL DICKS OTHER THAN BOC/CURTIS... SRSLY CUT IT OUT. I DONT MIND THE JOKING IN OTHER THREADS BUT THIS IS A GAME AND I WANNA PLAY IT AND HAVE FUN.... PLEASE!
Skate: Wait, do we have any actual EVIDENCE to suggest the third party guy is town-aligned?
Skate: So wait... We haven't gotten ONE mafia guy? Oh shit... So now what?
OMG Boc left for 24 hours!!!11!!Edit
Paulus: Fuck off Boc you're the worst mafia ever. I'm so annoyed you are host.
Curtis: Eat shit and die Boc we all hate you
Hupu: Host lost most of my approval in his utter failure.
Skate: LOL, Boc, you're really raining on our parade!
Jeffrey: oh men, horrible horrible HOST
koopa: B.O.C. = BLOWING ORANGE COCKS
ENything Goes: A Mafia ExtravaganzaEdit
ENglish MobEdit
And ThEN There Were ScumEdit
Live Alone; Die Together - A Lost MafiaEdit
Rebel Alliance: A Star Wars MafiaEdit
Kensal MafiaEdit
Crawford can suck on Bonnie's nuts!
Simpsons MafiaEdit
Battle Royale MafiaEdit
ENything Goes Mindfuck Mafia IIEdit
Jeffrey: oh men it is day 1, I understand why people go for the randoms day 1, personally I'd want to hit scum
